Sunday, January 01, 2006
... Rebirth!! (Not)
Well, ... it's now 2006 and I don't feel any different....
*taps on 2006 and peers at it quizzically*
Is this thing working?
Anyway, I hope that you have all had a great start to your year...
(And hopefully that hangover that you're nursing will go away soon!)
:)
TAGS: Weblog, Blog, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, Personal
Friday, December 30, 2005
All We Need Is A Resolution

*drum roll*
The worldwide sensation :
The "Make Your Resolutions And See How Many You Keep/ Bend/ Break by the End of the Year!" Game...
Here're my entries for the year:
1) Cut down on fattening things like chocolate.
(This one holds the record of "Resolution Broken Most Often" for about 10 years running now but I just KNOW I'll achieve it this year! I think....)
.....
2) Exercise more.
(Hmmmmm....this one's probably first runner up for the"Resolution Broken Most Often" record)
.....
3) Read more stuff that feeds my brain.
.....
4) Keep on blogging.
(New entry!)
.....
5) Spend less money on frivolous things like clothes and shoes and bags.
.....
6) Research and start my own business by end 2006/ start 2007.
(Another new entry!)
.....
I think 6 should be enough to keep me busy for the year.
:)
Anyone want to share their 2006 resolutions?
TAGS: Weblog, Blog, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, Resolutions, 2006, New Year, Personal
Thursday, December 29, 2005
Holy Hotpants, Batman!

Erm,... What's with that goofy grin on Wonder Woman's face anyway?

Another wonderful bit of Joker's character : A Disturbing Voyueristic Beastiality Fetish (read the words carefully - it's just so wrong!)

So wrong in so many ways.....(Curse my twisted mind!)

?? What's with the fixation on spanking ??
Is it just me? Or is there some disturbing meaning behind these comics?
O_o
To check out more vintage covers, go HERE.
TAGS: Weblog, Blog, Malaysia, Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Vintage Comic, comics
** Words of Wisdom **
Wednesday, December 28, 2005
May Ze Force Be Wizth You, Young Padawan!
Definately a great day to sleep in.... not so great for going to work....
*yawn*
That's the thing about Malaysian weather though...
We really only have 2 main varietals:
1) FRIGGIN' hot
2) Bloody raining cats and dogs
Oh well. Really shouldn't gripe about things that I can't change.
:)
Here's a classic.....
(Tis not a new video.... but funny nonetheless)
(and just FYI, I love the whole Star Wars hexalogy (or is it a double trilogy?), EXCLUDING Episode I and II.... but it's just funny to see a handpuppet take the mickey out of a bunch of avid fans)
Triumph sez: "Spoiler? Here's a spoiler: ... *dramatic pause*... You will die alone!"
Enjoy.
TAGS: Weblog, Blog, Malaysia, Personal, Video, Videos, Triumph The Insult Dog, Star Wars, Funny
Tuesday, December 27, 2005
A Night At Nine
(as at end 2006)
Now, apparently Nine has already closed down / moved out of One Bangsar. I tried to call and email them to get more details but there is no response so far....
Hmmm...
Anyway, I will put more up when I find out the details.
:)
[ END EDIT ]
There, they have no ala' carte available but instead have "concept dining" where you only have a choice between 3 set meals:
1)RM 39++ --> Coffee + Dessert
('Nuff said)
2)RM 69++ --> 2 course meal
3)RM 90++ --> 3 course meal
(NOTE 1: This is how it works: You get to pick anything off the menu - eg. You pick the RM 69++ set. This means that you can then choose 1 appetizer + 1 main OR 2 mains OR 1 main + 1 dessert, etc. Also, the entire menu is seasonal - changing every 4 to 6 months)
(NOTE 2: The mains aren't THAT big, so most guys can go for 2 mains and it should be just nice)
(NOTE 3: Oh, and do watch out for certain menu items which have captions at the back - eg. +RM 40 for the Baked Cod, which means that you have to pay an additional 40 bucks on top of the price of the set you choose)
The Dinner:
Here's a look at the restaurant from the outside...
(Photos very fuzzy - sorry)
Most of our group went for the option of 2 mains...
Thus, I cannot do a proper review on the appetizers or desserts...
However, since I have dined at Nine before that night, I can say offhand that in general:
1) The appetizers are small but tasty.... Highlights being the Seared Duck as well as the Mushroom Broth....
2) The desserts are also small and not that great....
(Do avoid the Creme Brulee unless you absolutely LOVE the taste of basil)
(Disclaimer: The first time I ate at Nine, they were having a large function at the same time. Assumably, that affected the food quality. However, since first impressions last: I remain unimpressed with their food especially the very rubber-y Baked Cod I had that night)
A nice touch that Nine has is it's complimentary appetizer....
Changing from day to day, a yummy bit- sized morsel is served to you upon your arrival to tantalise your tastebuds... On this night, we enjoyed a stuffed mushroom, baked with cheese:

Yum!



The Fish with Szechuan Spices (my order) was really nice... The fish was tender and tasty, emphasised by the delicate flavours of the Szechuan sauce...
(Fusion cuisine at its best!)
Tha lamb was pretty good (Chen Hoe's order)... The meat was tender and juicy making the lamb a good pick....
The steak on the other hand (although a popular order that night) was only OK... I thought that mine was a bit dry, but possibly it's partly my own fault,... I had asked for it to be less bloody (medium).
Lastly, the chicken too was OK (Pat's order) - reportedly, nothing extraordinary...
Sneexe was the only one who had dessert that night...
She ordered the Souffle served with Ice Cream.... and according to her, it tasted pretty good.
Here's all of us at dinner:
Overall, I felt that the restaurant had a lot of hits and misses on its menu....
Although most of the food tasted alright... I couldn't help but feel that it was overpriced...
Also, seeing as this place has gotten rave reviews thus far, I was really expecting a LOT.
Still, the ambience is nice and the service was good, so all in all, this restaurant is worth a try.
(Another saving point though is that the drinks there are pretty affordable...
A glass of house wine goes for about RM15++ and a beer's about RM10++...)
Restaurant Review
Summary Sheet:
Nine @ One Bangsar
Taste: 6
Ambience : 8
Service : 8
Price** : RM 90/++ per person
Parking: OK
** Approximation - 3 course meal, excluding drinks
Telephone No.: 603 - 2287 9680
Opening Hours: 11am - late
NO PORK SERVED
The After(-Dinner) Party:
After we ended our glutton-fest, we proceeded to the Lounge/ Bar section of Nine @ One Bangsar(situated next to the dining area).... It was surprisingly empty for a Saturday night, so we had the whole place to ourselves...
:)
The bar was nice...(spacious and comfortable with funky chill music in the background)...and the service was impeccable (well,...we were the only people there la)... And as I mentioned before, the drinks are pretty affordable (for the Bangsar area)...

Photo of the bar ("borrowed" from Julie the Biscuit's site - thx Julie, hope you don't mind!)
Definately a great place to hang out with friends...The only downside is that they officially close at about 1am (although the waiters were really nice and didn't rush us off or throw us dirty looks - Pssst...Thanks guys! It's much appreciated!).
Oh, and here's a piccie of Pat caught red-handed....
Silly Froggy! He thought he was putting on Boon's jacket.... and was THIS close to walking out with it until he laid his eyes on Boon... who had just walked out of the toilet, wearing his jacket.

Turns out it was the restaurant manager's jacket (that he had placed on the chair while he went out for a smoke)....
Nine @ One Bangsar
Pavilion 6 (1st Floor)
63c-1 Jalan Ara, Bangsar Baru,
Kuala Lumpur
Tel : 03 - 22879680
Opening Hours
Daily: 11am till 1am
TAGS: Food, Blog, Weblog, Malaysia, Restaurant Review, Restaurant Reviews, One Bangsar, Nine, Nine@One Bangsar, Fusion, Kuala Lumpur
O' Happy Day!
YAY!
*tries to psyche self up*
I love my work!
Really, I do!
:(
Who am I kidding?
(To those of you out there who have found a job that you absolutely LOVE - Congratulations! I hope you appreciate how lucky you are....)
Anyway, here's a video for your amusement.........
First of all, imagine this:
Some old dude squirts some white stuff on 2 half naked guys...
... who then proceed to shave...
... and touch each other's skin...
... while ooh-ing and ahh-ing about how smooth it feels...
... as the aforementioned old dude proceeds to spray MORE stuff at them...
... It all ends with the 2 half naked guys engaging in what looks like an gleeful mating ritual type dance...
O_o
Oh yeah.
If I was a straight guy, I would DEFINATELY go and buy that shaver.
See UFC heavyweight champion Mark Coleman and Pride MW champion Wanderlei Silva feel each other up in this Japanese razor commercial.
TAGS: Weblog, Blog, Malaysia, Personal, Video, Japanese, Commercial, Pride, Wanderlei Silva, Mark Coleman, UFC
Sunday, December 25, 2005
Peace On Earth
Merry Christmas everyone!
*hugs all around*

Fa la la la la... la la la la.....!
I hope that you are surrounded by family and friends on this wonderful holiday of peace and love!May Santa come down the chimney and fill up your stockings with presents and goodies!
:)
Gwumpy J sez:
Bah humbug.
Just another exploited, over-commercialised celebration that has totally lost its original meaning...
Might as well rename it "Go Spend All Your Money On Overpriced Gifts, Oh, Look It's Santa Claus!" Day!
*mumble, grumble*
Now,... where's the whiskey?
ps/ No, I'm not bi-polar. Well,... more like I've never been formally diagnosed.
TAGS: Weblog, Blog, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, Personal
Thursday, December 22, 2005
DAY 4: The Legendary Frog-Kitten!
(Aaaaaaaahhhhh! Can't find anything suitable! - I do NOT want to resort to buying "Merry Christmas" mugs and paperweights!)
(*sigh*.. Maybe next time I should start my search earlier,... like say, January)
Anyway, here's a dose of overwhelming cuteness to brighten up your day:
AAAAiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee.

I want one!
Oh, and for you office minions who are still working right now....
Have no fear, Friday is near!
(And that means: It's very close to the weekend + very close to Christmas!)
(So, hold on and be strong...)
TAGS: Weblog, Blog, Malaysia, Personal, Frog Kitten, Cute
~ Travel Fun With Matt ~
:)
I just love that guy!
(Kudos to you, Mr Matt Harding, where ever you may be now)
(Ooh,... he has a website too... Check it out HERE)
TAGS: Weblog, Blog, Malaysia, Personal, Video, Travel, Where The Hell Is Matt, Fun
Wednesday, December 21, 2005
And Yet Another Part Of My Innocence Crumbles Away...
*fade in*
It was another quiet night... hanging out at Alvin's place after our regular Saturday night dinner. That night we had been joined by M, who we all had not seen for a while due to his hectic work schedule...
Conversation flowed from topic to topic until M revealed yet another jarringly interesting fact about his life....
You know that urban legend of the whole "Soggy Biscuit" game?
(I am NOT explaining what it is.... do click on the link and go look it up by yourself pleasethankyouverymuch)
Well, now I've met someone who has actually played it....
... and although he was not the unlucky loser
... he not only participated in this "game" but has also witnessed with his own eyes, some poor fool having the consume the said biscuit with all its accompanying ... erm... "condiments".....
*Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
TAGS: Weblog, Blog, Malaysia, Personal, Soggy Biscuit, Disturbing
DAY 3: The Attack of The Python!
Well,... I've been going to the gym (almost) everyday for starts.
(Dah!.. dah!.. dah DAH!.. *Eye of the tiger starts playing in background*)
Other than that, it's a pretty relaxing holiday so far.
Anyways,.. here's another round of the ongoing series of restaurant reviews....
The Dinner:
That week, our dinner group ventured to Flamin' J Firehouse....
Located in the new Hartamas Shopping Center, this place came recommended by Pattar and has been recently highlighted in the Star newspaper.
We began with an array of starters....
The starters were all OK.
(the best in my book were the Calamari Rings. The Buffalo Chips were OK and the Nachos were not so good)
Lenny said that the Baked Mussels were nice, but I wouldn't know - cos he ate them all....
:(
Moving on, here's Pat showing his dinner who's boss:
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Pat had the Big Bertha burger (a house specialty) for his main....
... and he reports that it tastes good.
(That burger was pretty stacked - I respect the person who can actually eat it without having to take it apart first)
(Hmmm,... although that would be freaky 'cos it would probably involve unhinging the jaw first)
Here's what I had:
The Philly Cheese Steak (PCS).

Peace!
The PCS bun (which looks suspiciously like the normal hot dog buns sold in supermarkets) was crisp on the outside and was generously filled with tender beef slices, onions, capsicum and cheese. Tasted only "OK".... but for RM 9.90, I ain't complaining.I was pretty filled up after the main so I did not try any of the desserts.
(Not much choice there anyway... 2 kinds of cake and some variations of ice creams)
Overall,... I wasn't very impressed with the taste of the food.
(but I'm pretty hard to please la)
Still, I must say, it's darn good value for money....
Most of the desserts and starters cost less than RM 10, and the mains are also very decently priced, ranging from about RM 10 (small-ish serving) to RM 50 (enormous serving).
Mind you, very little effort is made on presentation here so please expect your food to be served on plastic plates with no garnishing.
Oh, and if you are feeling brave, they have a special item on the menu:
THE PYTHON......
The Python is a monster of a sub - 2 feet long and stuffed with meat, cheese and mushrooms.
The challenge is that if you can finish it in an hour, you'll get it for free.
(You can see it HERE on Pat's blog)
Warning: Do not attempt unless you have the gastro-abilities of Takeru Kobayashi, or have not eaten in 3 days....
Note: Please park in the Hartamas Shopping Center and NOT Plaza Damas if you can help it. Although these buildings are connected, the parking charges in Plaza Damas are much higher.
Restaurant Review
Summary Sheet:
Flamin' J Firehouse @ Hartamas Shopping Center
Taste: 5.5
Ambience : 6
Service : 8
Price** : RM 25/++ per person
Parking: OK
** Approximation - 3 course meal, excluding drinks
Telephone No.: 603 - 6201 7750
Opening Hours: 11am - late
NO PORK SERVED
The After-(Dinner) Party:

I definately wouldn't mind going back there again sometime...
D'Lounge @ Plaza Damas
Unit D04, Plaza Damas
60, Jalan Sri Hartamas 1,
50480 KL
Tel : 03 - 6201 9822
Opening Hours
(sorry - forgot to note it down)
TAGS: Food, Blog, Weblog, Malaysia, Restaurant Review, Restaurant Reviews, Hartamas, Flamin' J Firehouse, Flamin J Firehouse, American, Kuala Lumpur
Tuesday, December 20, 2005
DAY 2: Fun With Chalk
That was nice,.. being able to sit down to catch up...
(Me so proud of meself!)
Of course, I only managed to chalk up a measly 30 minutes on the treadmill before crashing out... but HEY, at least I tried..
(that's gotta count for something, right?)
TAGS: Weblog, Blog, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, Chalk, Sidewalk Drawings, Personal
Monday, December 19, 2005
DAY 1: Oodles of Excitement *yawn*
It's been so exciting so far:
Morning -
1) Paid bills
2) Wimped out from going to the gym 'cos every muscle in my body is currently hurting from the last gym session.
:(
(Am SO out of shape)
(Walking around/ sitting down/ getting up/ everything else was a real pain for the whole day... It was like a constant inner monologue of: "Ouch-ouch-ouch-ouch-ouch*)
Afternoon -
1) Picked up mum for lunch
2) Shopping
(Went to Midvalley Megamall - It was absolute madness!)
(It was super packed... groups of kids on school break, manic Christmas shoppers, housewives with gaggles of toddlers in tow, etc... and the traffic jam on the way out reached an "Oh f**king hell, shoot me now and end my misery!" level.)
Night -
1) Dinner at home
2) Read a book
Mmm-hmmm.
My life rocks!
Am thinking of going to Zouk on Thursday night tho..
Anyone up for it?
(Let's go parTAY!)
;)
TAGS: Weblog, Blog, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, Personal
Bowling Is Fun...
*yay*
haha...
Had a fun Sunday morning...
Amazingly, even after not playing for almost 3 years, I managed to bag some prizes at my company's bowling tournament...
(Miracles can happen - *looks to the sky* - Thanks for the help, big guy!)
I was lucky enough to win a prize at the lucky draw and another by getting a placing...
(YAY for me!)
... but then again, being placed at 13 (out of 18 contestants) really isn't something THAT fantatic, is it?
*lol*
Still, it was fun... and my bowling stayed true to form....
Gutter balls one minute, then a double stike next.
(I am the reigning queen of inconsistency!)
The rest of the day was pretty relaxing, even the dinner with family and some family friends later that night...
Uh HUH....
I just LOVE sitting at a table, being stuffed with food while being told of how much weight I have gained...
.. This was of course accompanied with a variety of great tips on how I should slim down and live my life in general.
Yeah.... like I said: F-U-N.
:)
TAGS: Weblog, Blog, Malaysia, Personal, Bowling
Sunday, December 18, 2005
Smells Like Christmas Spirit
(Sound normal enough so far?)
Well, with one red light represents its nose and the rest appear to be blood draining from Rudolph's body, the display represents a hunting technique called field dressing, which is what hunters do to a deer they kill (but many neighbors say it disgusts them)
Blitzen sez: "Hey, R-man! How's it hanging?.... erm... You don't look so good...."
Rudolph sez: "OUCH."
Very unconventional, to say the least......
(You can check out the original article HERE)
:)
What a way to display Christmas cheer...!
... Kudos for originality though.....
TAGS: Weblog, Blog, Malaysia, Personal, Christmas, Rudolph, Unusual
Friday, December 16, 2005
Holiday!
I had a look at my schedule for next year though (all planned and arranged by my manager)....
.... and it looks ~SCARY~ indeed.
As usual, it's back to back assignments for the whole year.... traversing pretty much the whole of Malaysia...
and the only time I can take leave in 2006 will be in April (one week) and December (two weeks)....
*wail*
Anyway, my break will last about a week (19/12/05 - 26/12/05) but I will try my darndest to update everyday as usual....
If not, you can give me an earful when I return....
... but till then,......

TAGS: Weblog, Blog, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, Personal
Beware of Squirrel? *repost*
Awwwww... it's so cute, isn't it?

Well, don't be fooled!

Once it's done with that bird, it might start on you!
Check out the article Killer Russian Squirrels on the BBC website: Fear the squirrel!
Be afraid,.... be very afraid!
TAGS: Weblog, Blog, Malaysia, Personal, Squirrels, Killer Squirrel, Scary
A Night in Paris
Yup, it's Friday again...
*sigh of relief*
:)
Anyway, this year, my family and I ventured to the quaint and wonderfully lush Cafe Cafe on Jalan Maharajalela, Kuala Lumpur to celebrate my mother's birthday....
After the initial misadventure , we found ourselves at our venue of choice...
(It all began with making one wrong turn *sigh*)
(I'm hopeless with directions! - I really should have printed out the map from their website)
(Word of warning: although parking is ample in the general vicinity of the restaurant, the area is very dark and looks a bit dodgy so please please don't walk alone, k?)
I love this restaurant......
From the outside, with its dark finishing, it looks rather unassuming... but the moment you step through its heavy wooden doors, you will be immediately transported to another world...
... a world of decadence and lush glamour,
... with glittering crystals floating on gossamer threads from the ceiling, sparkling like stars plucked from the sky...
(seriously,... it feels like being warped a few thousand miles into a romantic Parisian cafe)

A peek into Cafe Cafe
Ok.... enough gushing about the restaurant decor.....
Onwards to the food!
The Dinner:
We started off dinner with a selection of appetizers...
- the Baked Escargots, in basil sauce (not in photo) which was ok,
- the Panfried Mushrooms in Garlic which was delicious!, and
- the Smoked Salmon Salad which was crisp and fresh (*yum*).

The salad and the mushrooms!
Soon after, the mains arrived....
Here is the Panfried Salmon in Wine Sauce which was delicious...

Here fishy, fishy, fishy.....
... and the monstrous Braised Lamb Shank that I had,...
(such a large serving... and only for RM 36!)
... the lamb shank, although large, was surprisingly tender and just slightly spicy...

Holy moly! Look at the size of that shank!
Mmmmm,... and the creme de la creme.... The Chocolate Mousse which we had for dessert....
(It's really good!)

Eat first, regret later....?
My mum had the Chocolate Royale for dessert...
It was also really good... similar to the Mousse but with more texture as it had a delicious crumbly base....
Overall,... we all had a lovely time at the restaurant...
It has an extensive selection of wines, delicious food, charming and attentive waiters.... all beautifully packaged in a truly unique and delightful ambience.
Of course, there is always a downside to every place... and for Cafe Cafe (this is me being super super fussy), it was the oddly mixed crowd that patronises it......
It's strange:
You'll see beautiful people, dressed to the nines, giggling over wine and foie gras at one table....
... and at the next table, you'll find a groups of people dressed in t-shirts, shorts and slippers sipping on coffee....
(Not that I'm against people wearing whatever the h3ll they want, as long as they are comfortable... it just kinda spoils the ambience)
Hmmmmm.
Anyway, that's all for now.....
Restaurant Review
Summary Sheet:
Cafe Cafe @ Jln Maharajalela, KL
Taste: 8
Ambience : 8.5
Service : 8
Price** : RM 80/++ per person
Parking: OK (but very dark)
** Approximation - 3 course meal, excluding drinks
Telephone No.: 603 - 2145 8141
Opening Hours:
Mon to Sat 6pm - 12am
Sun 12pm - 12am
NO PORK SERVED
TAGS: Food, Blog, Weblog, Malaysia, Restaurant Review, Restaurant Reviews, Maharajalela, Cafe Cafe, French, Kuala Lumpur
Thursday, December 15, 2005
Chocoholic's Log
Venue: Minion Cubicle #102983
Things are looking up!
Am in a really good mood because I'm starting my annual leave next Monday.
*inner J does a happy dance*
Had a good weekend....
On Saturday afternoon, I met up with my old friend Ling (who I hadn't seen for really long because she's been too busy flying all over the world)....
Ling (and her boy) whipped up a delicious lunch....
(Mmmm,.. deviled eggs, roasted veg, panfried mushrooms, cold cuts and cheese - YUM)
... which me and Nick consumed voraciously....
This was followed by B-52 shots prepared by the gracious hostess...
(Rule of thumb: Any time is a good time for alcohol (and chocolates, of course!)
Another round of gluttony ensued during dinner at Flamin' J Firehouse later that night.
(Yes, yes... will put up review soon)
Sunday was a lazy day...
Monday too...
And the rest of the week?
Week's been ok, I guess.
(All work and no play - *sigh*)
(Well,.. life as an Internal/ Infernal Auditor is never easy, I suppose)
(*inner J screams in frustration*)
Signing off,
J
TAGS: Weblog, Blog, Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, Personal












