Thursday, April 03, 2008

Stupid Humans

A-R-G-H.
No, really:
Ohmyeffinggodwhattheheckiswrongwithyoupeoplewhymustyoucomplicatethingssomuchjustbecauseofyourownselfinterestsaren'tweonthesameteam?AAAAAAAARRRRRRGH.

*breathes in*

Ok.
I feel slightly better now.
(Just a case of too many things happening at the same time lah - (I think) I'll survive)
:)

In other news: I had a revelation after meeting up with my friends the other night.
What is it, you ask?

Basically, it dawned on me that it's my own fault that I can't seem to meet the right guy. I've never really liked kids and have very little interest in popping out a couple of my own one day so I suppose it permeates through my thoughts and into my aura. Therefore, warding off all stable, eligible men who want to find a loving wife to start a family with.

Great.
Just great.


Don't call me negative - I'll admit I'm wrong and cheer up when someone proves me wrong!,
J the Chocoholic


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17 comments:

B said...

you are WRONG!!!!!!!!!!
start popping out a couple already.

B said...

sorry about that comment, that was my grandma. she's crazy.

J said...

to b (and his "grandma"):
No offence taken.
Am definately not popping out a couple anytime soon though!
:P

B said...

J, I don't know you well, but, I know you will find your right man. you hang in there kitten.

J said...

to b:
Awwww. Thanks, Mr "Friend of my Friend" B.
*hugs*
(Btw, any friend of Pat's is my friend too lah)

And just in case that man doesn't exist in Malaysia, I expect you to have a back up list of nice, eligible Canadian men to set me up with, ok?
:)

Anonymous said...

i can be your man :)

T

J said...

to anonymous T:
Well, that's a very generous offer Mr T.
(You may be a little too mysterious for me though....)
(I'm not sure if your T stands for Timothy or for Totallycrazyserialkiller lah...)

Haha... Kidding.
;P

Anonymous said...

My T stand for Tender Loving Care :)

T

J said...

to anonymous T:
Riiiiiiight.
And what makes you think you're the right man for me, Mr TLC?
:P

Anonymous said...

Oh well, try me and u will know? :)

T

B said...

I could hook you up easily, even though I've never really seen you. you got a kind heart.

B said...

your wish is my command

J said...

to anonymous t:
Can't try something that's not really there Mr Anonymous.
:P
Don't even know your name!

to b:
You are such a sweetie-pie.
*hugs*
Thanks......
(Although I must warn you, I think I'm not so kind/ nice in person - I have been known to be grumpy once in a while)
:)

B said...

I'll find you a grumpy man

B said...

can I hook you up with my grandma, she can get grumpy too?

J said...

to B:
No and no, thank you very much.
:P

Grumpy person + grumpy person = Trouble.
(Yes, and that with a capital "T")
(Oh, and sorry lah - I'm definately not into old women, no offense to your grandma of course... I'm sure she's a really nice lady)

B said...

:(

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