Thursday, November 17, 2005

... and she looked up and asked: "Why, momma, ... WHY?"

Here are the top ten zaniest names that rock stars/ celebrities have named their offspring:
(Poor kids..... Well,... at least they're filthy rich, I suppose.... so they can drown their their sorrows with expensive hobbies)

1 . Moon Unit -- Frank Zappa

2 . Apple -- Chris Martin (Colplay)

3 . Misty Kyd -- Sharleen Spiteri (Texas)

4 . Geronimo -- Alex James (Blur)

5 . Heavenly Hirani Tiger Lily -- Michael Hutchence/Paula Yates

6 . Dandelion -- Keith Richards (Rolling Stones)

7. Dweezil -- Frank Zappa

8 . Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q -- Bono (U2)

9 . Zowie Bowie -- David Bowie

10 . Rufus Tiger -- Roger Taylor (Queen)

Notable mention:

Romeo -- The Beckhams
Little Pixie -- Paula Yates
Bamboo -- Big Boi (Outkast)
Peaches Honeyblossom -- Paula Yates again
Kal-El -- Nicholas Cage.... and yes,... that's right.. *nods*.., Kal-El as in Superman's name
Diva Muffin -- Frank Zappa AGAIN
Fifi Trixibelle -- Paula Yates ~AGAIN~

Honestly, I could just go on and on and on....
(with Frank Zappa and Paula Yates being consistent serial offenders)

Call them "inspired" or just plain ol' crazy, celebrities seem to name their kids in a manner that borders on insanity.

In other countries it would probably be ok....
(I think there are ways to change your legal/birth name in America)
... but in Malaysia, you'd probably have to live with it forever....

Can you imagine being called Diva Muffin?
Or... *gasp*... Fifi Trixibelle??

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