A slightly delayed telecast (I was a bit too busy at work yesterday to put my rant into coherent words other than f**kity, f**kity, F**K!)....
I swear, motorcyclists will be the death of me!
... Or more like: I'll be the cause of deaths for motorcyclists....
Of course it'll be through no fault of my own.
I swear sometimes they are just ASKING for it...
Seriously, I'm not being evil!
It's just that (most of) these morons on motorcycles think that they are immortal or unbreakable or something like that.
For example: The smart guy who decided that it would be a great idea to zip from my right, cut past the front of my car and turn into a road on my left.
I was THIS close to mowing him down!
My car actually nudged his motorcycle (even as I slammed down on my brakes to try to slow down) .... and I saw him wobble a bit as he turned into the road and sped away.
*heart still pumping madly*
YOU MORON! YOU STUPID, STUPID MORON!
WHAT IF MY REACTION WAS EVEN 3 FRIGGIN' SECONDS LATER?? IF I HAD KNOCKED YOU DOWN AND KILLED YOU, I HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
KILLING PEOPLE ON MY WAY TO WORK IS NOT MY IDEA OF FUN, OK???
YOU'll GET TO FLOAT HAPPILY UP INTO HEAVEN (OR SINK DEEP INTO HELL), LEAVING ME BEHIND WITH THE GUILT AND YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS WITH THE SADNESS OF YOUR DEATH!!
IT'S SO SIMPLE: IF YOU THINK YOUR LIFE HAS NO VALUE, THEN THERE ARE MANY WAYS YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF THE PROBLEM IN THE COMFORT OF YOUR OWN HOME - PILLS, KNIFE TO THE WRIST, ETC - GO ON: BE CREATIVE!
BETTER STILL, SELL YOUR BODY TO SCIENCE AND LEAVE THE PROCEEDS TO YOUR PARENTS.... JUST PLEASE DON'T TROUBLE OTHER PEOPLE BY CAUSING ACCIDENTS THROUGH YOUR SENSELESS RECKLESSNESS ON THE ROADS!!!
I don't usually like to rant and "shout" on my blog like this...
It's just that it was a very stressful situation yesterday morning on my way to work, and I really needed to get it off my chest....
(I am glad that nothing happened but the whole event was quite jarring)
I admit!: I have a history of discrimination towards Moronic Motorcyclists but it is through bitter experience - Once, I was hurt (not very badly, but still) when 20 to 30 of them suddenly decided to beat the red light and didn't care that I was still halfway crossing the road in front of them.
YOU imagine being stuck in the middle of Jalan Sultan Ismail... praying for your life as a bunch of hooligans on motorcycles zoom past you, one of which, accidentally/ purposely - only God knows - hits you on the hand, tearing off a large chunk of your skin...
(And before you say anything: NO, I wasn't jaywalking - it was a designated pedestrian crossing area with the blinking "green man/ red man" indicator too)
I sincerely hope that motorcyclists will take heed and be more careful on the road.
I know, that it is not ALWAYS the motorcyclists' fault when it comes to road accidents (hey, bad drivers in cars + trucks + busses can cause even MORE damage... I've seen it happen before) but they should realise that since they have no protection around them (save for a small helmet) they OUGHT to be more careful.
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